Friday, April 24, 2009

Whisky Awards

Hmm:
 
They really like Highland Park. Which is interesting - as it's my least favourite of all the single malts I've ever bought (admittedly I have the 12 yr old not the 21 or 40 yr old one). In fact I've been using it to cook haggis after we ran out of cheap blended stuff!
 
Still if whiskies I like don't win awards - then they're less likely to inflate in price!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Eligibility for Parliament

A colleague sent me the following stats about sitting MPs in South Africa.

29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Puts Jacqui Smith's pay per view pr0n in perspective! Anyway this led me to wonder what restrictions were placed on eligibility to stand for parliament in the UK.

One would have thought that at the very least crimes that speak to a lack of integrity in the person standing (e.g. Fraud) and crimes that indicate psychosis (e.g. Murder) might disqualify people from standing.

Interestingly there isn't really a clear list though. Certain things are enshrined in different bits of legislation. So insanity does prevent you from standing (so murderers and rapists might be prevented from becoming MPs depending on their mental health classification). Treason and being bankrupt also prevent you from being an MP. But being convicted for fraud doesn't appear to, which appears to be a pretty bad oversight.

I agree that people shouldn't be prevented from standing based on spent past transgressions that aren't indicative of current behaviour. (e.g. shoplifting as a teenager, speeding, having a bar fight, taking drugs etc) But crimes which indicate a complete lack of moral fibre (rather than just social deprivement) really ought to get you banned from standing.

Also currently if you commit a crime that gets you sent to jail whilst serving as a UK MP, you only lose your seat if you are imprisoned for a year or more.... Surely it should be a maximum of a month - you can hardly serve your constituents well from inside a cell.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Cheapskate your passport photos!

I found this site - http://www.photomat.eu/ took some photos against a magnolia wall in the house with our digital camera until some looked reasonable, and then processed em using the house. You then get an image block of 8 photos you can process with any online photo service as a 4"x6" image. At 10p for 8 (+ processing charge) that will work at hella cheaper than the £4 photo booths!

Saturday, April 04, 2009

Conficker - Are you infected?

Well April 1st came and went without incident - so it appears the threat was somewhat overhyped - what a surprise.

The Conficker Working Group are offering a helpful chart to help people test whether their machine is infected.

See Conficker Eye Chart here [confickerworkinggroup.org].

Friday, April 03, 2009

No fun with protestors and no picket lines - boring!

Well my opportunities to express my ultra right wing free trade views have been scuppered twice in a week.

First I worked from home Thursday in the hope that the G20 protestors would make it round the dock and I could engage them in a nice debate on free trade - and hardly any turned up. I saw one group of about 3 punks chatting to a policeman and pretty much knack all else. So I didn't get a chance to throw any of my free hotel soap bars at anyone - boring!

And today the planned strike action at work has been called off by the unions pending further discussion, so I didn't get to cross picket lines and have a debate with the union reps. Again - boring!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

New Zealand wine tips

A friend of mine (who is a fine wine fan) recently returned from a New Zealand wine tour - he recommended the following reds to me:

Stonyridge Larose 2006
Esk Valley The Terraces 2006
Ata Rangi Pinot Noir 2007
Seresin Rachel Pinot Noir 2006
Felton Road Cornish Point Pinot Noir 2007

And suggested I try some Muddy Water rieslings as some of them were quite pleasant. (He knows I'm a bit of a riesling fan).

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sent from my Blackberry handheld / iPhone - Gah!!!!

I hate lame autosignatures. Turn them off!

I don't care if you have the latest gadget. I'm not interested in excuses for bad spelling/grammar or for writing emails in abbreviated text message language.